[Humor] France Raises Terror Allert to Day-Glow Orange

Jim C. Nasby decibel at decibel.org
Fri Dec 3 04:24:09 GMT 2004

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that
it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."   The only two
higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." The raise
was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of Frances' white
flag factories, disabling their military.
In other news, there is a reported shortage of back-up lights including a
number of thefts.  The alleged thieves are installing extra sets of back-up
lights on the three remaining working army tanks.

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