[Humor] For the broads....

Jim C. Nasby jim at nasby.net
Tue Nov 16 14:05:02 CST 2004

Men are like .......

Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.

Blenders: You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Chocolate Bars: Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.

Department Stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Government Bonds: They take soooooooo long to mature.

Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Parking Spots: All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Jim C. Nasby, Database Consultant                  jim at nasby.net
512.569.9461 (cell)                         http://jim.nasby.net

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