[Humor] For the broads....
Jim C. Nasby
jim at nasby.net
Tue Nov 16 14:05:02 CST 2004
Men are like .......
Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.
Blenders: You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars: Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.
Department Stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Government Bonds: They take soooooooo long to mature.
Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Parking Spots: All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Jim C. Nasby, Database Consultant jim at nasby.net
512.569.9461 (cell) http://jim.nasby.net
More information about the Humor