[Humor] Dipsticks

Jim C. Nasby decibel at decibel.org
Sat Apr 23 03:18:06 GMT 2005


THE OIL SHORTAGE

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in America. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in
Alaska, California, Oklahoma, and Texas, while our DIPSTICKS are located
in Washington DC.


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