[Humor] Southern humor

Jim C. Nasby jim at nasby.net
Thu Aug 18 14:33:51 CDT 2005

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge
in Georgia one day.? As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a
young man ready to jump.  She stopped her car, rolled down the window
and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He
replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said,
"Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married
and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." He
replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart,
just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee." 

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