[Humor] Final Word on Diet -vs- Health.

Jim C. Nasby jim at nasby.net
Sun Jun 5 11:07:44 CDT 2005


Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1)     The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

2)     The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

3)     The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

4)     The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5)     The Germans drink lots of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently what kills
you.


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