[Humor] TEXAS RAZORBACK HOGS

Jim C. Nasby jim at nasby.net
Wed Mar 8 09:21:22 CST 2006


As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House,
he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard
snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." 

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for
Senator John Kerry." 

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Nice trade, sir." 


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