[Humor] 8 words with two meanings

Jim C. Nasby jim at nasby.net
Mon Oct 30 09:09:03 CST 2006


Eight Words with two Meanings  

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. 
Female...... Any part under a car's hood. 
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. 
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. 
Male.... Playing football without a cup. 

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. 
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. 
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys. 

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. 
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. 
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. 
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. 
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. 
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. 
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. 
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. 
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. 
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. 


----- End forwarded message -----


More information about the Humor mailing list