[Humor] FW: The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Decibel! decibel at decibel.org
Sat Sep 29 16:55:55 UTC 2007


The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women               
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9.  You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on
     the road.
#8.  If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
     you try it out a few times.
#7.  Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6.  Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5.  A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4.  Guns function normally every day of the month.          
#3.  A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2.  A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!                       
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