[Humor] A SENSITIVE MAN

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The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar.  They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft,
sweet, cuddly teddy bears.  There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in
rows, covering the entire wall!  It was obvious that he had taken quite
some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by
the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running all the way along the top shelf.  She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears,
She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this
to him.  They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after
awhile, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be
the one!  Maybe he could be the future father of my children?" She turns
to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.

He responds warmly.  They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.  She
is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.  The woman rolls
over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,how was it?" The
guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."