[Humor] Fishing...

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hmmm... fishing or sex....,

#19 - no matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still fish.

#18 - you don't have to hide your fishing magazines.

#17 - it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you
once in a while.

#16 - the ten commandments don't say anything against fishing.

#15 - if your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the internet if you become
famous.

#14 - your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with
long ago.

#13 - it's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.

#12 - when you see a really good fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.

#11 - if your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object
if you fish with someone else.

#10 - nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish
by yourself.

#9 - when dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if
they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - you don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood
to buy fishing stuff.

#7 - you can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without
getting sued for fishing harassment.

#6 - there are no fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - if you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the playboy channel.

#4 - nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest
of your life.

#3 - nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.

#2 - you don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - your fishing partner will never say, "not again? We just fished
last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?